party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
True strength comes from lack of pants
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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