I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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