This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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