Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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