That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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