That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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