i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
two words...techno handjob
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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