In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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