i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Semen is not good for contacts.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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