I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
this hospital has no fireball
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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