I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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