Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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