went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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