i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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