this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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