no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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