brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize