lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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