another moral hangover. fuck.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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