dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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