David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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