Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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