i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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