Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i permit you to call me
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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