So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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