: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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