wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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