All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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