Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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