im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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