Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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