Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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