I'm gonna have a badass scar
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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