kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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