I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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