Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I need a beard to bite.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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