If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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