As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
God gave him joint rollers for hands
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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