"it" just moved
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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