ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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