Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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