sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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