yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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