We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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