Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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