how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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