dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
