Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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