sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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