Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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