Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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