Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
did i walk over a car last night?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Maybe he injected his testicle?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
